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Naturists fail to see wood for the trees

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Keen Swedish cops deployed a helicopter and sniffer dogs last weekend after three clothes-light German women got lost in the woods.

The naturist trio, aged 40, 50 and 56, set off at 4pm Sunday on a butt-naked jaunt from their holiday cottage by Långasjön lake, outside Karlshamn in the south of the country.

Pals called for assistance when they failed to return, and police mobilised a search operation.

Sadly, they were deprived of the pleasure of recounting over a few beers how their chopper had moved in on the birthday-suited Teutonics, since the wanderers eventually made their own way back to safety at 10:30pm.

They told officers they'd gone astray shortly after departure, and had spent the last hour of their ramble "groping around in the dark". ®

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Um

Societies priority in this case was finding three missing people. The nakedness was just a interesting aside. Or did I misread the article?

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Did you even read the article?

The cops were called when they failed to return from they're hike. So this was a search and rescue operation (which luckily turned out not to be required). This had nothing to do with the fact they were naturists.

Seriously, try reading the article next time rather then auto-ranitng a Daily Fail response...

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Where's the IT angle?

Had the three of them spent a fortune on Steve Jobs' latest clothing range?

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