Channel Cloudera Hadoop plugs trunk into Netezza iron Stuffed elephant meets data warehousing 16 Jul 00:20 | 1
Legal Reg hack gives forth in Wikipedia doco Cade Metz surprisingly plausible, admits Wikimaniac 16 Jul 08:24 | 24
Bootnotes French website surrenders on Bastille Day Citizens crash official new portal 16 Jul 08:55 | 32
Channel End of Microsoft NHS deal means mass deletions Special home user deals now null and void 16 Jul 09:54 | 67
Personal Tech iPhone 4 fix to centre on software, negate need for recall Spinning begins 16 Jul 09:56 | 31
Science LPG lake on Titan evaporating in scorchio -180°C heatwave Lake turns to barbecue gas in Saturn's barbecue summer 16 Jul 10:14 | 25
Legal Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed Where o where can I speak my racist brains now? 16 Jul 10:26 | 29
Security Windows Shortcut Flaw underpins power plant Trojan Dangerous lnk to spying 16 Jul 10:38 | 25
Software Microsoft bags DARPA boffin to head research unit But will Redmond balloons take flight? 16 Jul 10:41 | 5
Software God-blocking web filter ironically hard to find Wait to download, O ye of little faith 16 Jul 11:10 | 32
Bootnotes Street View's Wayne and Garth: The most excellent truth El Reg names spandex-clad Plymouth lads 16 Jul 11:23 | 14
Science Underground tunnel complexes FOUND ON MOON Boffins offer 'lava' thesis, poohpooh alien/Elvis theories 16 Jul 11:33 | 70
Personal Tech iPhone customers lay into Apple after iOS 4.0.1 update fails to install Hubbbbba, hubbbbba, Number nine, number Hubbba 16 Jul 12:12 | 135
Science Our Vulture 1 aircraft begins to take shape Fuselage assembly snaps for your viewing pleasure 16 Jul 12:13 | 74
Legal Pirate Party storms out of uber-secret ACTA negotiations ACTA in haste, repent at leisure? 16 Jul 12:35 | 27
Legal Email hack Labour councillor stays after suspension Pry my seat from my cold dead buttocks 16 Jul 12:52 | 12
Science Global warming brings peace and happiness From the Chinese Dept of the Bleeding Obvious 16 Jul 12:53 | 59
Bootnotes New Jersey car prang woman blames carjacking Oh alright then - I was having sex when I hit the tree 16 Jul 14:10 | 38
Personal Tech Blizzard comes out clean after WoW pants-down plans Mild wrist-slap after threat to expose goblins 16 Jul 14:32 | 16
Personal Tech Apple greenlights browserless Firefox app for iPhone No pooping on Jobsian lawn 16 Jul 15:23 | 14
Science 'Eternal' sun-plane still aloft after 7 days, aiming for 14 Would be nice to see how it does at mid winter 16 Jul 15:30 | 42
Legal Daily Mail promotes 'the new Betamax' Poles and Punjabis penetrate Middle England 16 Jul 15:56 | 54
OSes HP 'delays' Android tablet after death of Windows slate OK. webOS. And this time we mean it 16 Jul 17:34 | 9
Open...and Shut Firefox joins Microsoft in uncool kids class Chrome hangs out, looks good 16 Jul 19:16 | 85
Personal Tech Steve Jobs denies Judas Phone antenna problems But fanbois get free bumpers 16 Jul 20:02 | 177
OSes Linux to eclipse Microsoft's 'all-in' tablet enthusiasm Poll finds for Android, Chrome OS, MeeGo 16 Jul 20:59 | 50
On-Prem HP's Palm bid beat Apple, Google, RIM, says report Wooing worthy of a soap opera 16 Jul 22:46 | 7
Personal Tech Google Nexus One spends dying days as dev phone Final shipment arrives in Mountain View 16 Jul 22:48 | 21