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Further proof that Obama's America really is a much, much lovelier place comes in the form of another Google Maps polychromatic plane sighting, following the discovery last year of El Prez's rainbow stealth aircraft.

In this case, the vehicle in question is warping in over South Carolina, having presumably travelled at light speed from San Francisco's Castro district or a hitherto unknown gay dimension:

Rainbow aircraft spotted over South Carolina

In case you're wondering just where this magical aircraft is heading, we believe it's been tasked by the White House to purge South Carolina's coast of the fallout from the BP Gulf of Mexico oil disaster.

To this end, we suspect it may be armed with the DARPA "GroupHug" good vibes generator, tuned to heal Gaia with its warm embrace. ®

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