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FoTW Sometimes we all need a dose of reality. And this week it was an unnamed Reg hack who got the wrong end of the stick when investigating the Palin boob job rumour.

Reg reader Mike points out that contrary to the headline, the has she/hasn't she debate is not in fact the main issue on either left or right, or anywhere inside the Beltway. Let's hand over to Mike to explain exactly what Reg readers should know about the US political scene this week.

Ass Clown,

Dominates US right & left? Your an idiot. All the news is on Sarah Palin endorsements and winning in CA & SC.

Absolutely right Mike. Reg readers don't care about Palin's allegedly constitutional amendments. As we speak they're probably considering the impact ex-HP Carly Fiorina could have on the US Senate.

The writer in question has been suitably chastised, and his cache of Palin before and after images deleted and replaced with a single stock shot of California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman. ®

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