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Enhancement for women who want to make a point
Here's something practical for those women who want to make a point or two, but aren't up-front enough to do it naturally - the eye-catching Body Perks Nipple Enhancers:
Apparently, "the natural look is back" and "nipples are in", according to the blurb down at Selfridge's e-commerce tentacle. In fact, nipples appear to be very much out this season, and for a mere £9.95 you too can "take the lead from Sex and the City's Samantha and draw attention to your natural assets".
In case you're wondering if these artificial teats will match your natural tone, they're available in both "blush" and "mocha" - commonly known as "pink" and "brown" among students of the subject. ®
COMMENTS
eh, what..?
How can it be "the natural look" if you're sticking a set of false nipples to your body?
trouser enhancers
What about the boys? I've heard it said that some of you other guys have had to resort to unconvincing rolled up socks in your Y-fronts. Selfridges: You're missing an opportunity here, what about a adding to your range with a male enhancement vinyl trouser sausage - maybe inflatable so the girls know (think) the nipple enhancers are appreciated.
And for us more modest guys how about some kind of elasticated legging to stop the damn thing flapping around my knee.
Sexist pig!
>>I hope any woman going around with her nipples (false or otherwise) sticking out like that won't object if a few of us can't help but stare.
How would you know the difference? it's very important to only stare at womens nipples if they are false ones, if you end up staring at womens nipples when they are not false it may be that she doesn't want them stared at.
"Are you staring at my nipples?"
"Yes, they are false aren't they? I assume they are there for display"
"NO! they are real, how dare you stare!"
"Sorry."
"Are you staring at my nipples?"
"Yes, they are false aren't they? I assume they are there for display"
"Yes, what do you think?"
"Nice."
"Thanks"
"Are you staring at my nipples?"
"No, sorry, well, I might have glanced but, I didn't mean to, at least not consciously"
"It's OK, it's quite chilly in the freezer section and it's a natural reaction from both of us."
"OK... errr... I'll be off then..."
"Are you staring at my nipples?"
"Yes, quality tent pegs you have there love"
"Eh? are you some kind of pervert?"
"Don't be stupid, don't blame me, if you don't want me to stare then cover up better"
This evil invention is just another way to confuse men (and their roles in society), sigh.
I think there used to be something called nipplettes (now some inversion correction doodad) which did the same things from a few decades ago.
What's next? "moundettes" for when your camel-toe is not very well defined?
You were expecting?
It's an article about the female chest area. You were expecting originality? Wit? Satirical observation?
To be honest, I only visited the comments page to see what your take on the posts would be :-)
