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The 66-year-old man who in April pleaded guilty in Leicester Crown Court to charges of "buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004", has been jailed for 22 months.

Joseph Squires - of "no stable address" - also admitted two charges of damaging property, "relating to the two animals on the same dates".

He was sent down today at the same court, having already served 126 days on remand, the Guardian notes. ®

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2 years for sex with animals

What a complete waste of a jail cell, but then it's probably doing him a favour... low sec prisons are rather comfy these days and he'll get looked after and free entertainment.

Still I'd rather see a burglar or car/bike/sheep thief in his place.

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Zoo pride worldwide

This shows the intolerance, discrimination and bigotry directed at the zoophile community. Maybe one day beasties will be able to march with pride through our towns with their interspecies partners (with grants from the taxpayer).

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1999?

Had the police been looking for him for eleven years, or did it take that long for the donkey to make a complaint?

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