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The official helicopter of the US President - known by the callsign "Marine One" when he is aboard, just as his jet is "Air Force One" - may in future be a V-22 "Osprey" tiltrotor rather than a normal whirlybird, according to reports.

An Osprey in horizontal aeroplane-flight mode

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DoD Buzz quotes US Marine Colonel Greg Masiello as stating yesterday that the Osprey will be considered as the new presidential vertical-takeoff craft, and that "it fits" onto the White House lawn, a key requirement for the task.

The choppers assigned to presidential VIP transport by the US Marines at present are aged Sea Kings, long since retired or relegated to second-line duties by most users*, and the Marines have been trying to replace them for years.

It had been decided to use a variant of the EH101 (aka "Merlin" in British service) made in Britain and Italy, modified for presidential requirements and made under licence by Lockheed of the USA. However, the relatively small European aircraft struggled to carry all the required communications kit - described as "an Oval Office in the sky" - not to mention the necessary hardening against electromagnetic pulses from nuclear weapons etc.

In the end the runaway cost of the presidential Merlin became an election issue. It was calculated that each copter would cost more than one of the Air Force One 747s, and then-Senator Obama characterised the project as "procurement run amuck".

The programme was duly axed shortly after he took office, and the Marines now plan to hold a new competition to find a new replacement for the present, ageing VH-3D Sea Kings. Contenders would naturally be put forward by the major US defence contractors - and it has now been confirmed that Boeing, makers of the Marines' infamous V-22 Osprey tiltrotor, will submit it for consideration.

Last time round the Osprey wasn't ready, for all that it had been in development for many years: desperate teething problems included several crashes during testing. But it has at long last reached frontline service with the US Marines and special forces, serving in Iraq and now Afghanistan.

It is still showing low rates of serviceability**, but Colonel Masiello reportedly expects these to improve. A special-forces Osprey recently crashed on operations, too, but again nobody seems worried: other aircraft were not grounded, and rumour has it that the prang was the result of "brownout" - dust kicked up during landing blinding the pilot.

One major reason that the Merlin was selected the first time around was that it's one of the bigger helicopters which can set down on the White House lawn without causing an unacceptable amount of destruction. This requirement might well have been thought to rule the Osprey out of the running, but if Colonel Masiello is to be believed that's not the case - at least on the matter of wing and rotor span.

That said, it has been officially acknowledged that the Osprey's downward-pointing jet exhausts are so hot and violent as to buckle the steel flight-decks of warships when setting down, so they would presumably cause a major headache for the White House gardeners if the V-22 wins the new competition.

Even so, a few rolls of new turf after every flight (or perhaps a patch of flame-proof astroturf) would be a relatively small expense in the general context of rotary-wing flying, let alone that of the V-22: and the tiltrotor's greater speed and height performance might well be considered an advantage when carrying a passenger whose time and safety are thought so important.

There can't be much doubt that the US Marines, who have fought with unbelievable tenacity to preserve the V-22 through its many troubles, would be glad indeed to use it in the Marine One role. ®

Bootnotes

*The UK is an exception, owing to our forces' unbelievably badly managed helicopter situation, and Royal Navy Sea Kings continue to support British forces in combat.

**Sixty-nine per cent availability across the fleet at present. However, this is expected to rise to 82 later this decade, contrasting favourably with - for example - the long-established Apache attack copter, whose target rate in US service is only 75 per cent.

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This is going to piss off the Europeans big time. They have not forgotten the cancellation of the US 101 which was actually rather dubious. It was openly speculated that the cost over-run was deliberate as someone kept changing the requirement in order to make the project excessively expensive in order to allow a new competition where an American heli would be chosen. Don't forget the US 101 went against American competition and came out on top.

An Osprey is a stupid choice, granted the main role is for the thing to get the President to Air Force one, but what happens when you need to land somewhere else, like the Queen's Garden for instance? Her Majesty is not letting some damn Yank put astroturf on her lovely lawn!!

Lewis' incredibly dumb comment here made me laugh:

"the relatively small European aircraft struggled to carry all the required communications kit - described as "an Oval Office in the sky" - not to mention the necessary hardening against electromagnetic pulses from nuclear weapons etc"

Relatively small? Have you ever stood next to a Merlin Lewis? Have you seen the amount of kit and armour the UK puts on them? The only way to get anything bigger is to use a Chinook or a Russian offering. There are some old US helis such as the Seasprite which compare for size, but they are as old as the Sea Kings! The US Blackhawk lost the original competition, probably because it was not big or powerful enough. I would be amused if it won the re-run. I think we can safely conclude that the amount of communications kit is not the real issue...

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CH53 ??

The Department Of The Bleeding Obvious suggests to use first the current CH53 and when it is ready and flown for five years, the CH53K.

Using a radically different type of new aircraft to transport the POTUS is a sure way to kill him and to end the career of at least one Marine General.

The CH53 on the other hand, is the workhorse of several forces around the globe and is based on well-understood technology and operating principles. Despite its size it is quite maneuverable and has enough payload to be fitted with a in-air refueling probe,armour, guns, IR decoys, IR-blinding lasers (Rosboronexport has a nice one on offer) and even RADAR if you need it. But we are talking about Americans, so the easy and straightforward option won't make it...

See

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MH-53_Pave_Low#HH.2FMH-53H

"The MH-53J Pave Low III heavy-lift helicopter is the largest, most powerful and technologically advanced transport helicopter in the US Air Force inventory. The terrain-following and terrain-avoidance radar, forward looking infrared sensor, inertial navigation system with Global Positioning System, along with a projected map display enable the crew to follow terrain contours and avoid obstacles, making low-level penetration possible."

I especially like the photo of one CH53 carrying another one on its hook. This is a truely impressive aircraft.

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Why don't they use one of those twin-rotor things that they had in Avatar? There was loads of them flying about and they didn't crash... Well, not until they were spat at by a big dragon thing....

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