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Apple-obsessed geeks launch fanboi dating site

Cupidtino to 'share the love'

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Here's some bright news for those of you who are so hooked on the divine manifestations of the Church of Jobs that you can't attract a member of the opposite sex: a dating site exclusively for fanbois and gals which reckons that it's "time to share the love".

Yes indeedy, welcome to Cupidtino, breathlessly described by its founding trio of Apple-obsessed geeks as "a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products!".

The blurb elaborates: "Why? Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common – personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and of course a love for technology. We believe these are enough reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so we created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you."

God preserve us all. Fanbois who really are desperate to find that perfect dock for their iPod can avail themselves of Cupidtino sometime next month. Naturally, it's launching "exclusively on Apple platforms - Safari, iPhone and iPad apps". ®

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If the users are anything like Apple...

Everyone will look great, but require that you spend twice as much on gifts and dates as anyone else. They'd also not allow you to have any friends that aren't members of the site.

Also if your relationship ever had a problem, you'd never be able to fix it yourself - and instead would have to replace the whole relationship.

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Judge: so what is the reason for the divorce?

wife: I found him using a HTC phone... and he said he liked it more!

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Anonymous Coward

bwahaha

if I'm ever in need of a smug partner with an over inflated view of their choice of technology and a turtleneck I'll know where to go.

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