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Cupidtino to 'share the love'

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Here's some bright news for those of you who are so hooked on the divine manifestations of the Church of Jobs that you can't attract a member of the opposite sex: a dating site exclusively for fanbois and gals which reckons that it's "time to share the love".

Yes indeedy, welcome to Cupidtino, breathlessly described by its founding trio of Apple-obsessed geeks as "a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products!".

The blurb elaborates: "Why? Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common – personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and of course a love for technology. We believe these are enough reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so we created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you."

God preserve us all. Fanbois who really are desperate to find that perfect dock for their iPod can avail themselves of Cupidtino sometime next month. Naturally, it's launching "exclusively on Apple platforms - Safari, iPhone and iPad apps". ®

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