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Hungarian field hosts Our Lord's likeness

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Long-term readers will be aware that the Son of God chooses some pretty offbeat places to manifest his supreme being, including Peruvian sand dunes, Ugandan mobile phone masts, Mount Sinai and Romanian wardrobe doors.

Well, it appears he's not about to change his simulacrumtastic ways, and here's the latest spot from Püspökladány, Hungary:

Jesus seen in Hungarian field

Judge for yourselves just how Jesusesque this sighting really is right here (.kmz). ®

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What are all those white stains on his chin and clothes?

Is this the second coming of the lord?

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Re: Imposter

Sunglasses were mostly not mentioned because they weren't relevant. But in Jeremiah 4:30, "Why shade your eyes with paint?", 'paint' being a mis-translation of the Hebrew word for 'Ray Ban Aviator'.

Mine's the one with the Sunglass Hut brochure in the pocket.

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People will believe owt!

Sell them an iPad, quick!

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