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Brazil's health minister has agreeably proposed that more nookie could help the population combat the effects of chronic illness.

José Gomes Temporão used the launch of a campaign to prevent high blood pressure to warn of a health "time bomb" which within 20 years would see a good whack of Brazilians suffering hypertension, runaway cholesterol and diabetes.

He said: "People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex."

According to the Telegraph, Temporão was later obliged to defend his plan to journalists. He insisted: "It's not a joke. It's serious. Having regular physical exercises also means sex, always with protection of course."

While Brazilians may well need a bit of a prod to get them off the sofa, it's debatable whether they're slacking in the sack. The population currently stands at around 190 million - something Temporão perhaps had in mind when he cautioned against unprotected rumpa-pumpa. ®

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Take two of these...

...and see me in the morning.

http://www.zimbio.com/Branca+Feres/articles/5/Olympic+Beauties+Part+2+Bia+Branca+Feres

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But too much sex

will build up the muscles in just one arm for most round here.

Paris - As thats whos video will be on

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off setting

Maybe you can offset the cheese by drinking more red wine, thus if you need to eat more cheese just off set it some more.

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