Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho
'It began as a twinge down below...'
A Manchester woman who took a tumble from her Wii Fit board is suffering an earth-moving side effect of the Nintendo-related mishap: she's now a nymphomaniac.
"Randy" Amanda Flowers, 24, was diagnosed with "persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve", the Daily Star explains. She's susceptible to the "slightest of vibrations", with anything from mobile phones to food processors guaranteed to give her a buzz.
She said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
The Star says the Harpurhey catering worker now requires "10 sex sessions a day", although since she's currently single she'll have to make do with food processors, or preventative measures.
Flowers explained: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."
She supposedly concluded: "Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.” ®
I know a cure
Just give her a wedding cake. That usually fixes it.
It must ruin lots of other Wii games too. No point in playing Super Mario Kart if you always know who's going to come first.
You are supposed to put the magazine down, or at least hold it in the other hand.
RE: Kids, Weddings, etc
"if i was at home I dont think she would ever stop!"
If she's as highly sexed as you claim, there's a high probability that the sex doesn't stop just because you've gone out to work...
Re: 'bout time I made a sweeping (and sexist) generalisation
Right. I bet you've got a face like a squashed skunk, you tosser.