Roger Boyes probes Vienna Boys’ Choir
Catholic paedo scandal? The Times has the man for the job
You know how it is: you've got a hot story on the Vienna Boys’ Choir that needs writing up pronto, so you put your top man on the job...
...and the next thing you know, the El Reg Friday Bootnote schoolboy innuendo sub-division is all over it.
We got in touch with a chum at the Times who admitted that "poor Roger always seems to end up with this kind of story". Our man did, though, refuse to be drawn as to whether the best way to protect the public from this sort of tomfoolery was to stick the entire Times website behind a paywall. ®
Thanks to the various readers who alerted us to this one and demanded satisfaction.
Re: You're only against nominative determinism...
Against it? What?
Making honey every day would be infinitely preferable to mopping up after you lot.
Thought for Lent
Christ's Last Words:
"Listen, you can re-interperet the rest of what I told you however you like and use it to cause abject misery for untold billions of your fellow men but do me one favour - don't fiddle with kids, OK?"
You're only against nominative determinism...
...cos you'd get bored making honey all day.