Tiger Woods' alleged mistress publishes X-rated texts
Golfer's impressive SMS technique revealed
NSFW One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses has published (NSFW) a series of explicit text messages she claims the errant golfer sent to her between July and October 2009.
Joslyn James, a former porn actress who has of late "been seen on Inside Edition, Playboy Online, Hustler Magazine and in the public eye speaking out about her romantic relationship with Tiger Woods", has justified publishing the texts because she "just wanted to let the public know what the relationship was".
Well, according to the texts in question, the alleged relationship was hardly romantic, involving clandestine hotel liaisons and chat-up lines including: "I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you."
And that's just Woods' foreplay technique, according to James.
Since the Woods scandal broke, it's turned into a nice little earner for James, and she's "now receiving many requests for personal appearances, television shows, film opportunities as well as product endorsements".
Among her many Woods-related outings is this cover for Spanish mag Interviu, with the strategically-placed golfer eyeing a hole in one:
Tiger, this is God speaking.
You're pumping Elin Nordgren --- and you went for that? Wake the fuck up!
Re: I agree!
NSFW means NSFW. Maybe not your work, but we're not about to start some kind of league table. As if any of you would agree on the categories - it would be a whole world of tedium.
Everything is SFW here. Envy us.
If golfs a good walk spoiled
not doubt this will be a similar typo