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Hugely-inflated Barbara Boxer menaces California

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The team driving Carly Fiorina's bid to become Republican senator for California is apparently still relying heavily on mind-altering substances during its campaign brainstorming sessions, if this pop at Democrat incumbent Barbara Boxer is anything to go by:

Fans of Fiorina will recall that there was more than a trace of lysergic acid diethylamide in her broadside against "demon sheep" Tom Campbell:

While Fiorina has now evidently dealt with her "increasingly bizarre fixation on farm animals", as Campbell's camp described it, we can't help feeling that in the wake of the Boxer hot air balloon shocker, "Carly for California" is planning to pop some 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine and treat voters to something truly conciousness-shifting. ®

Bootnote

We were tickled by Fiorina's assertion that "only in America could a medieval history major, law school drop-out and a full-time receptionist become the CEO of one of the largest companies in the world and have the privilege to run for the US Senate". Bloody good job too, we reckon, even if she did achieve all that "with a smile".

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she is just proof the Republicans don't get it

The Republicans keep thinking they are getting big gains in the next election. There are a lot of people like me who want Boxer gone. But replacing her with Carly Fiorina is jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.

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So if the Republicans don't get it...

the Democrats or Liberatarians do? Wake up, dude. Politics sucks ass, regardless of party. The names may change, but this game has been played for the entirety of human history (at least as long as people have tried to organize into groups).

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Errr Excuse me?

Well, I know a few people at HP that have a slightly different take on her time there.

Does Ridley Scott get royalties (or at least an apology) for the Blade-Runner rip-off?

Does anyone else think she now looks a little like Servilan?

(or does anyone actually remember Blakes Seven?)

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