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A Kentucky woman cuffed for public intoxication added a third degree assault charge to her rap sheet after allegedly squirting breast milk into a sheriff's deputy's face.

Toni Tramel's mugshotToni Tramel, 31, of Owensboro, was changing into a prison uniform when she took her chance to let the female officer have it with one barrel. The deputy was quickly subjected to a "biohazard decontamination process".

While Tramel is currently incarcerated in lieu of $10,000 bail, various interweb commenters are pondering just what kind of biohazard her mam juice constitutes, unless it contains dangerously high levels of rocket fuel, presumably in this case mixed with dangerously high levels of alcohol. ®

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