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Paris Hilton crowned 'Worst Actress of the Decade'

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Jetsetting celebutard Paris Hilton has deservingly secured a special Razzie for Worst Actress of the Decade - acknowledging her contribution to cinema in works such as The Hottie and the Nottie, House of Wax and Repo - The Genetic Opera.

The honour came on Saturday at the Gala 30th Annual Razzie Awards, where Eddie Murphy was similarly crowned worst actor of the last ten years. Those unfortunate enough to have paid good money to see Meet Dave or Norbit will find this decision hard to argue with.

Battlefield Earth was named Worst Picture of the Decade, and it's fair to say that the film's only redeeming feature is that the cast doesn't include Paris Hilton or Eddie Murphy.

The 2009 list of shame, meanwhile, shows that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen marked a new high for "The Boy Blunder of Blow-‘em-Ups", Michael Bay. The movie took Worst Director, Worst Screenplay and Worst Picture gongs.

Sandra Bullock had quite a weekend, picking up Worst Actress Razzie for All About Steve followed in close order by top thespiatrix Oscar for The Blind Side.

No such luck for the three Jonas Brothers, who'll have to make do with a mere Razzie for their leading performance in Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience.

The full list of Razzie winners is right here. ®

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