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Former HP supremo Carly Fiorina is not sparing the horses in her bid to become Republican senator for California. Or rather, she's not sparing the sheep, as this subtle attack on rival Tom Campbell proves:

Well, you really wouldn't want to watch that while under the influence of mind-expanding drugs. Campbell's camp describes Fiorina's campaign as being in "full Mutton Meltdown mode, with an increasingly bizarre fixation on farm animals".

It's a fair point, and quite what the remarkable "demon sheep" seen in the vid has to do with the price of fish is anyone's guess. Still, it's good to see that the Senate race in California is being conducted in the time-honoured US fashion, with fellow party members beating the crap out of each other before they've even faced up to their true political rivals. ®

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