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Sinister Street View censorship shenanigans

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Those readers who live close to Loch Ness are invited to keep an eye out for circling black Google helicopters, since the Great Satan of Mountain View has inexplicably decided that this recent loch-side sighting of Top Gear's The Stig...

The Stig captured at Loch Ness on Street View

...would benefit from the application of Street View's "Swiss pixellation" filter:

The Loch Ness Stig pixellated on Street View

Chilling stuff indeed. As ever, we welcome wild conspiracy theories as to what exactly Google is trying to hide... ®

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Some say.....

he's got the power to pixellate all images of himself and that he's the real Loch Ness Monster

all we know, he's called the Stig

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It isn't blurred

Your astigmatism is playing up, that's all. Return to your homes.

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Fundamental problem there.

You are assuming that The Stig is not actually Chuck Norris.

Actually that would explain a lot now, wouldn't it?

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