Orange chief engulfed by Apple Tablet feeding frenzy
Actually just said he'd read a magazine about it...
Is this a record? With just four innocuous words at the tail end of a French TV interview yesterday morning, France Telecom number two Stephane Richard triggered a blogosphere-fanboi Apple Tablet feeding frenzy. He had said the launch of the beast was imminent, claimed an excitable French source, while Techcrunch, confirming the confirmation, wisely intoned that Richard had clearly been caught off guard.
Oh, really? A slightly baffled Orange (Orange is France Telecom's mobile and Internet brand) is now pointing out that Richard was merely acknowledging that he was aware of speculation surrounding the Apple Tablet. Which is surely the conclusion you'd come to if you actually watched the blessed interview. Richard says a great deal about all sorts of stuff France Telecom and Orange related, but his words on the Tablet commit him to nothing apart from reading Le Point (a French weekly that recently ran a Tablet rumour story), and there's nothing in them that could trigger a firestorm from Apple PR.
Around 6 minutes and 10 seconds into the interview, this is how it goes. The interviewer says that according to Le Point, in a few days Orange's partner Apple will launch a tablet (Richard interrupts, "Oui") including a webcam (interrupts again, "Oui"), and then asks if Orange's customers are going to benefit from the device.
At which point Richard says, "of course." And that's it, folks. He isn't actually answering a question, merely nodding to the existence of the Le Point story. And the actual question he answers is a pretty softball one that allows him to boast about the size and quality of Orange's network, and wax lyrical about how it could be used for sending people pictures from this class of hypothetical device.
In response to further questions, incidentally, he appears to favour if not a Google tax, then some form of rebalancing of the revenue playing field at Google's expense. Which might have made the public prints if everybody hadn't gone off chasing tablets instead. ®
Has everyone gone mad?
Er, this is NOT just commenting on the existence of a story:
"Interviewer: Will Orange users be able to have this too?
Richard: Of course. The will be able to benefit much more easily from the webcam. They will be able to send images in real time. We will, in some senses, modernise the way that the videophone has been used traditionally. "
Similarly, Orange do NOT seem to have denied the tablet is coming, merely denied that the comments represent an official company statement of confirmation, which of course they don't.
More Orange Tech Mess
Orange low level management have also forced Orange to admit they are making significant changes to tech support. Blabbermouth managers in Bristol have now forced the company to hold a big meeting tomorrow (Wednesday 13th) to let tech support staff know if they are being made redundant or not (money already says yes).
Orange has been increasing cheaper staff in Darlington and Plymouth and looks like dumping long serving staff in Bristol to save money and punish dissent. Already staff have endured over 48 hours of stress and rumours.
13:30 tomorrow keep an eye on Facebook and Twitter to see what happens.
For the Orange customers of course what this means is that for at least the next 3-6 months (if not a lot longer) technical support for Blackberry and mobile dongles is going to get a LOT worse.
The future is Shite The Future isn't Orange.
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I *think* this is right
It's something like:
Interviewer: According to the weekly Le Point, in a few days' time your partner Apple are going to launch a tablet
Interviewer: with a webcam.
Interviewer: Will Orange users be able to have this too?
Richard: Of course. The will be able to benefit much more easily from the webcam. They will be able to send images in real time. We will, in some senses, modernise the way that the videophone has been used traditionally. Also, the size and quality of the network that we have put in place for French consumers helps with this.
Or something like that...