UK Border Agency delights with festive e-card

Merry Xmas, swan-roasting Albanian illegals

The UK's Border Agency has brightened the pre-Xmas season with a delightful e-card which nicely sums up the values of goodwill to all men:

The UK Border Agency Xmas card

Lovely. We're obliged to the readers who forwarded us this piece of festive cheer, and bah humbug to the blogger who described it as an "obnoxious piece of nonsense". For shame. ®

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