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Readers are invited to judge for themselves. Here's my pitch:

Reg hack signs his donkey up to BeautifulPeople

Ok, so I wasn't strictly honest with my name or photo, buy hey, I wouldn't be the first one. Time to add a few details, and I'm ready to join the party:

Presumido's profile on BeautifulPeople

Or not, because here's the brush-off:

Rejected by BeautifulPeople

It reads:

Dear Presumido Garcia

Unfortunately, your application to BeautifulPeople was unsuccessful.

The members of BeautifulPeople didn't find your profile sufficiently attractive on this occasion.

You're more than welcome to try again presenting a better photo of yourself.

Well, I'm tempted to have another pop, because let's face it who wouldn't want to mix it up with humanity's most outstanding specimens? On the other hand, I could just forget the whole thing and sod off to the boozer... ®

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