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James Cady offered this disturbing image of a foetal alien dust-being...

Alien dust growth inside PC case

...which will eventually burst through the vent slots and begin to absorb other lifeforms, kicking off with that sleeping dog and eventually working its way through the entire crew of the Antarctic base:

HP workstation sporting furry vents

And if there's not a handy canine host in close proximity, it could always try this tasty desktop snack served up by Dave Henniker:

Keyboard clogged with unidentified foodstuff

Yup, signs of Pot Noodle there, and no messing.

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