El Reg launches 'Skinny Fit' fashion range
Exclusive preview of international poster campaign
We're delighted to announce today the launch of our "Skinny Fit" range of clothes, seen modelled here by the lovely Filippa for a forthcoming international poster campaign:
Please note that this image has not been digitally manipulated in any way. Filippa is a healthy and beautiful young woman who is naturally "small-boned", and anyone who says otherwise will find themselves on the wrong end of a fat writ.
Furthermore, the reproduction of this image under "fair use" will result in a DMCA takedown bitchslap. Consider yourselves warned.
Stick Insect Skinny Fit range is available exclusively for download at the Adobe online store (go to adobe.com/photoshop/downloads/filters/ralph_lauren.exe). ®
There are more non-Photoshopped little people right here.
Incidentally, did you know that the leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates?
According to the magnificent Dave Barry, anyway... ;)
@Rex Alfie Lee
There seems to be a degree of confusion over who said what here.
I appear to have rubbed Craig 28 up the wrong way with my initial comment (see "Why oh why" above), but you should have directed your remarks to Craig 28 not me. Particularly the remark about football; Craig 28 may like football, but I'm with you, I prefer penguins.
Simon Langley, bisexual reply
Actually Simon, gay men aren't straight men who are attracted to the same sex. By definition they are not straight, they are gay. Gay men are not straight, straight men are not gay.
Repeat after me, "The gay man is not a straight man". Also, a bisexual man is not a straight man who also likes men. A bisexual man is not straight because he is attracted to men as well. That makes him not straight.
This is just your own confusion about your own state because around straight men you want to be seen as straight but around gay men you want to get laid. That makes you bisexual, not straight.
Just because you like the football in the company of boofheads doesn't mean that you are straight, nor them. They're watching other boofheads running around in tight shorts, so perhaps you are all a bit gay.
Now me, I like penguins.