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FoTW It's with heavy hearts that we report this crisp autumnal Friday that our world-beating Playmobil coverage has not gone down too well in one corner of the good old US of A.

Specifically, one Yank has objected somewhat to this shock exposé of what happens if you try to get through security at Heathrow's T5 wearing a Transformers t-shirt:

Our Playmobil mock-up of a T5 Transformers t-shirt bust

You people are zio-fruitcakes who have nothing to do with any sort of real news reportage.

Re the "WMD - Tehran" sticker on your Playmobil crap--what a stupid joke you people are.

All about zio-prop, are ye? Of course! Go to, Satan.

Tom Lowe
USA

"Zio-fruitcakes"? We like it. For the record, we've just ordered a couple of Playmobil zio-fruitcake figures and expect to welcome them soon to our burgeoning family of little people. Watch this space. ®

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