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'Looked like a lot of fun', Polizei admit

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A German biker who rather brilliantly converted a beer crate into a diminutive quad bike has been relieved of his wheels, following a police pursuit, Ananova reports.

Matthias Krankl apparently attracted the attention of law enforcement operatives by speeding on his lovingly-crafted machine. He attempted to make good his escape into woodland in Maulburg, but got bogged down in thick mud.

One cop explained: "It's a quad bike but it's tiny, and once it got stuck it couldn't get out again."

The officer added: "We were very impressed with the workmanship so we congratulated him and then we confiscated the machine."

He concluded: "It only has a tiny one cylinder engine but somehow he managed to break the speed limit. It wasn't legal so we had to confiscate it, but it looked like a lot of fun and would certainly make drink driving more risky."

Would-be beer crate converters can get some tips from a pic of the machine here. ®

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And there's me thinking...

And there's me thinking that there was soem crazy german riding around on a full beer barrel. I am gutted. Ah well.

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great escape

i wonder where it will be kept? so that vill be 3 weeks in ze cooler ja?

mines the one with the tunnel map in

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@David

It's funny - but the German cops + government seem to be more reasonable than ours these days. Who saw THAT coming...?

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