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Twirping the twirpcloud: Top three most twirply twirps right now:

#ponting - 12313 twirps

#JackoFoundAlive - 35521 twirps

#lettuceontooth - 8242372 twirps

Charlette [via her iPhone 3G] has just got a txt from the office. Woo-hoo! When done in NYC, fly on to Jamaica office for a week!

8 people liked this

Mike commented: Sweet!

Verity commented: Of your own accord?

Johnboy is really looking for a wicket now... if they don't get a wicket in the next 10 minutes, i will be like mister oakes at the north pole... 'i have to pop out for some fags now, i may be late back'

Verity commented: Captain Oates phps? 

Susie has posted 4 new photos to her LettuceTooth Album!

2382 people liked this

Susie has become hyper-popular.

Verity coined a new word using Coino, the #1 word coiner on VisageMate:

'Smellsome'

'Noisome' usually means something that smells terrible, so shouldn't 'smellsome' suggest a really dismal noise? 'Your drill is most smellsome, Mr Dentist!'

Nobody liked this.

12 people thought Verity was being too clever by half.

Mike commented: I rather like the sound of a dentist's drill, actually. Sweet.

Verity commented: Yes, Mike, but then you are in fact a dentist.

Jeff's Twirping Service relays his latest 140 character twirp: help really guys need help. cant get up off floor and keep blanking out. mobile not working properly. pls call ambulance to 127 Trotting Roa

Twirp and the world twirps with you. Shout at the TV and you die alone. Everybody's a twirp these days!

Jacquie found a lonely black sheep on her farm, all on its own. Oh no!

There a lots of sheep and cows and pigs and goats on Jacquie's cute farm in Farmington. Then the little black sheep came wandering along. My! Is the little black sheep cute! But none of the other sheep will talk to it, because it's black and they are white. Aren't they meanies! Would you like to adopt the cute little black sheep?

Click here to adopt the sheep.

Katsumi commented: Awwww! Its soooooh cute! It’s the. Cutest. Sheep. Evvahhhh! lol!

Verity commented: What are you on about Jacquie? You haven't got a farm. You haven't got any sheep.

Jacquie commented: @Verity, you don't understand.

Verity commented: You live in a house in Leyton. You never go outside London. You hate the countryside.

Jacquie commented: You don't understand.

Verity commented: True.

Johnboy only england could lose the ashes now... so it's time for broady, swanny and sir freddy to deliver the goods tie up the options pile on the pressure smell the coffee and bring it home

Verity posted a link: Chip Rowe's funny articles and little essays, via BoingBoing . Humour for the thoughtful.

Nobody posted a comment.

Nobody bothered to click through.

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Verity: Did I tell you about the time I got a radish stuck up my nose? ®

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