Connecticut man misses dental appointment
Turns up at clinic five days late, naked, but with 'a good tan'
A 41-year-old Connecticut man was cuffed after turning up five days late for a dental appointment in his birthday suit, the Connecticut Post reports.
Christopher Hoff earlier this week arrived at the Stratford clinic stark bollock naked, provoking a fit of the screaming abdabs in the female receptionist. He then legged it, later to be confronted by police at his house.
He was hauled back before the traumatised receptionist, who identified him because his "eyes are very blue and he has a good tan", as a female cop put it.
While in custody, Hoff apparently refused to be fingerprinted. He's being held in lieu of $10k bail on "two counts of disorderly conduct and one count each of public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting". ®
"Christopher Hoff earlier this week arrived at the Stratford clinic stark bollock naked, provoking a fit of the screaming abdabs in the female receptionist. He then legged it, later to be confronted by police at his house."
I suppose the random female receptionist, in the US of A, has never seen a naked man, in her whole life ... Probably all lights have always been off when she's been doing stuff with her BF/husband, as well. Puritans ...
In France, recently, they shot a vid as a joke with naked girls walking in the street and singing. There's never been any complaint so far.
Google for "baby baby vid".
We don't need no steenkin' title...
No Playmobil reconstruction??? Didn't happen if we can't see a Playmobil view.
If I were his dentist, I'd charge him for the missed visit and pointedly request that he find a new dentist before his next appointment. And advise my receptionist to mark his record as "banned from this office".
Paris... 'cause I'd be willing to see her anytime.
Why did he have a dental appointment in his birthday suit?