NZ lad punts nude mum snaps on net
Trade Me unimpressed by parental display
NSFW A NZ teenager has the honour of being local net tat bazaar Trade Me's first seller to offer "photos of a mother in underwear", the New Zealand Herald reports.
Auckland student Michael was under mum's orders to clear out the garage and dispose of any unwanted items on the internet auction site. He duly obliged, punting "5 naked photos of my mum".
He wrote: "If i wasn't cleaning up mums mess in the garage i would never have found these. They were probably taken by her boyfriend Alan. Matte photographs. If you're going to make someone clean up your crap you might want to go through it first.
"Mum said 'I'm not paying you you can put what you can sell on trade me if you want some money' . Thanks mum."
He told the New Zealand Herald: "I did it a bit sneakily but she found out. At first she was was pretty shocked, but then she went along with it. I just wanted a bit of extra cash, we're not rich or anything."
After Trade Me pulled the original auction last week, Michael pitched a further five pictures, with his mother's approval:
Jennifer explained: "I insisted Michael show me first, the little bugger. They are quite artistic. There is nothing dodgy about them. They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago."
Trade me didn't like those, either, and canned the sale. Jennifer lamented: "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale, but more than that I miss the nice comments." ®
That kid's mother should've been arrested for child abuse for giving him the beating he deserved. If I did that, I would be missing a limb. Then again; if it was my mother, noone would wan't to buy the pictures. I guess I would stay out of trouble either way.
"They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago." My mothers family friends come round for a BBQ,or a pot of tea and scones...
I'd understand if she said "They were taken by a boy/girlfriend about eight years ago." maybe it's an NZ thing...
"All hands man the pumps..." for obvious reasons ;-)
Nude and Naked - Extreme Incest Porn Exposed!!
As David 63 asked in the first comment, what's naked or nude about being dressed up to the nines?
In Sweden, at least legally speaking, naked is naked. Cock or cunt visible, and cock preferably erect.
But even here things are going from bad to worse. People wearing swimming togs in the sauna, lads even wearing underpants under their trunks!
Recent local authority decisions now allow burqinis and topless to cohabit in some pools.
But looks like TaliBAN creep is sludging inexorably over us all.
(Paris cos she knows you're not naked if you're wearing a skirt, even if you've left your knickers at home)