Air New Zealand has rolled out a radical solution to the problem of self-loading cargo paying no attention whatsoever to its pre-flight safety briefings: Staff sporting nothing more than body paint and strategically-placed lifejackets...

The vid forms part of the airline's Nothing to Hide campaign, which also features a similarly silly TV commercial, released in May.

Now that Air New Zealand has got its passengers' attention, we have no doubt Ryanair will feel obliged to run a similar campaign with Carla Bruni doing the honours dressed in transparent lace smalls (NSFW). ®

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