Feeds

Russian porn starlet brands DD jubs

MMO currency firm spunks $500k to ink 'ample canvas'

Eight steps to building an HP BladeSystem

Simona Halep take note: "Rising" Russian porn star Anna Morgan has offered the "ample canvas" of her DD assets to an MMO virtual currency outfit, and will for two years carry the company's logo and URL tattooed across her heaving jubs in return for a cool $500k.

Anna MorganThe 19-year-old (pictured) has apparently just signed a multi-year contract with a top Los Angeles grumble flick producer.

Hunter Crowell, of nork sponsor MyMMOShop.com's media relations office, explained that Morgan could appear in as many as 50-100 films per annum, so the company will be getting plenty of bangs for its bucks.

Morgan will present herself for mutilation on 15 June. In case you're wondering just how MyMMOShop reckons this is a good idea, it apparently feels that "the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit".

In a nice personal touch, the press release notes that Anna likes "tennis, computer games, and hockey". Presumably any sporting ambitions Ms Morgan may have had were thwarted by her now lucrative bust. ®

Boost IT visibility and business value

More from The Register

next story
Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo
'FIRE' caption on dashboard prompts dunderheaded hard shoulder halt
Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery
Burrito meets soft taco in alleged rooftop romp outrage
Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files
Printable genitalia fall foul of 'obscene material' laws
Carlos: Slim your working week to just three days of toil
'Midas World' vision suggests you retire later, watch more tellie and buy more stuff
Brit Rockall adventurer poised to quit islet
Occupation records broken, champagne corks popped
Accused! Yahoo! exec! SUES! her! accuser!, says! sex! harassment! never! happened!
Allegations were for 'financial gain', countersuit claims
Yahoo! Japan! launches! service! for! the! dead!
If you're reading this email, I am no longer alive
Plucky Rockall podule man back on (proper) dry land
Bold, barmy Brit adventurer Nick Hancock escapes North Atlantic islet
prev story

Whitepapers

Seven Steps to Software Security
Seven practical steps you can begin to take today to secure your applications and prevent the damages a successful cyber-attack can cause.
Consolidation: The Foundation for IT Business Transformation
In this whitepaper learn how effective consolidation of IT and business resources can enable multiple, meaningful business benefits.
Designing a Defense for Mobile Applications
Learn about the various considerations for defending mobile applications - from the application architecture itself to the myriad testing technologies.
Build a business case: developing custom apps
Learn how to maximize the value of custom applications by accelerating and simplifying their development.
Consolidation: the foundation for IT and business transformation
In this whitepaper learn how effective consolidation of IT and business resources can enable multiple, meaningful business benefits.