El Reg reader crafts Gordo Lolcatprat

Sadness... I has it

And, to maintain El Reg's legendary political neutrality, try a couple of Cameron:

Cameron's invisible policy document

Cameron: I kill U Gordo

Good stuff. If you think you can do better, throw us your own Lolprat here. We'll have a round up of your efforts on Friday afternoon, so get busy. ®

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