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ToysRus unleashes Devil's Whore on innocent kiddies

Mephistophelean strumpet heads suggested kids' viewing

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We reckon that ToysRus had better have a quick word with its parter Lovefilm about the DVD rental outfit's recommended viewing algorithm:

Devil's Whore recommended for children down at Lovefilm

We're obliged to reader Jack Lear for bringing this outrage to our attention, and have of course made our dossier available to the relevant authorities.

For the record, The Devil's Whore had this morning decided to take a break from thrusting her attentions on wide-eyed kiddies, but Tyson (15 cert) was still strutting his stuff, and parents would probably prefer if junior was not exposed to Mirrors (18 cert). ®

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