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Stuff Terminator Salvation and Star Trek, this is what true sci-fi movie buffs have been waiting for: A titanic struggle for control of the world's oceans between a Mega Shark and a Giant Octopus, witnessed by the decorative Debbie Gibson:

Terrific. In case you were wondering, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is helmed by Jack Perez, whose previous work includes 666: The Child ("one of the worst movies I have ever seen", according to one shaken reviewer), and America's Deadliest Home Video (described as "Artsploitation at its best!", in some rather more positive feedback).

Quite what the critics make of the director's latest outing remains to be seen, but let's get one thing straight: Any film which shows a Mega Shark biting an airliner gets our vote. Put us down for a brace of front-row seats. ®

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Oh god.....

@TeeCee

hehe - good point. I must be losing the tentative grip I <strikethrough>have</strikethrough> HAD on reality.

@Daniel Wilkie

Oh crap. I did, didn't I. That's a pretty poor show. Disregard all of it. As we all know EVERYTHING is wrong on Wiki. NO EXCEPTIONS. In fact the mere act of posting something on Wiki makes it not true - FACT. If anyone posts certain bits of physics on there, the world will shoot off into space, we'll all float away, boiling seas, the works. IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO STOP WIKI.

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Oh, and BTW - 1 free internets to anyone who can find out the collective noun for a group of octopodes. Or indeed for any cephalopods. There doesn't seem to be one!

(Octopus is technically the collective noun for a load of octopus meat, but that doesn't count)

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I fail to see the difference...

between this and the steaming piles of kack that the US majors release. "X-Men Origins - Wolverine" - didn't Napoleon Dynamite kill him in Alaska because he was attacking his cousins?

Paris because all she needs is a good part to produce an amazing performance.

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I think i'm in love with the movie

......it had me at 'hello' ..

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