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Obama awaiting super-secure BlackBerry delivery

The BlackBerry One, for presidents only

BlackBerry maker Research in Motion has designed a new model, but you’ll never get your hands on one because this emailer’s been designed with just one person in mind: Barack Obama.

Obama’s BlackBerry love has been well documented, but according to various online reports, he’ll soon take delivery of a super-secure model designed to ensure calls and emails to and from the President stay out of unauthorised hands.

Already unofficially dubbed the BlackBerry One – for obvious reasons – it’s been claimed that Obama’s BlackBerry will feature SecureVoice encryption software developed, in part, by US security agency the NSA.

But Obama’s BlackBerry – models of which will also be issued to family members – won’t guarantee super-fast connections. It’s thought email delivery could take up to 50 minutes because sunglass-wearing security agents must first check his emails for viruses and, possibly, offers for Viagra pills.

Hopefully, the BlackBerry One will also be equipped with other presidential-grade phone features, such as a bulletproof touchscreen, a second battery supply and a Kevlar coating. ®

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If GSM and 3G encryption isn't good enough for the prez

Then it must be as easy as opening a can of coke for a ne'er do well with the right equipment so what aren't we being told.

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or should it be referred to simply as

Cell phone one

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I bet that...

.... based on my experience with the current crop of Blackberry phones, it'll be full of so many bugs Obama will be resorting to carrier pigeons and morse code within months...

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Anonymous Coward

are presidents noted for

Shooting their phones? I thought that was vice presidents and old men?

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Anonymous Coward

Lets hope

they made it puppy proof, or the dog is trained not to pee on Blackberry's

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