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Wags barricade Jezza Clarkson in portable loo

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Yes, it's juvenile and totally unnecessary, but this YouTube clip of Top Gear main man Jezza Clarkson confined to a portable bog at the recent Mallorca Classic Car Rally has proved a bit of a hit down at YouTube:

Ho ho. Doubtless those who have in the past been on the receiving end of Clarkson's wit - including prozzie-murdering lorry drivers and "one-eyed Scottish idiot" Gordon Brown - will be adding this one to their bookmarks.

For the record, Clarkson was forced into a partial apology for his Gordo jibe, following complaints from disability charities. He said: "I have nothing against the Scottish and of course I regret making any remark that might have upset the disabled. But the 'idiot' bit - there is no chance I'll apologise for that." ®

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