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Oh ok then, here are the two final finallys... Snoopmobile captures fellow operative on the sun-dappled streets of London...

Street View spymobile captures Street View spymobile on Street View

...and may well have captured itself shortly thereafter:

Street View spymobile captures self in plate glass windows

If you look closely, you might just be able to see a small interdimensional rift opening around the car's all-seeing eye as photons are accelerated to beyond light speed in the infinite loop formed between the lens, the reflection and Google's Street View servers. Scary stuff. ®

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If you've got any good UK Street View sightings, post 'em as a comment to this piece or throw me an email by clicking on my byline, above. We're knocking together a map of the best on offer for your viewing pleasure later this week.

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