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It was a bit lonely over Xmas without a single snippet of seasonal Paris Hilton news, so we're delighted to offer today some hot celebutard goss guaranteed to warm the cockles of your chilly parts - our fave jetsetter insists she's made the beast with two backs with just two people.

According to the Standard, the talented and effervescent blonde confirmed: "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss."

If true, the sensational news means that no less than 50 per cent of Hilton's sexual encounters have ended up as X-rated amateur grumble vids splashed across cyberspace, following Rick Saloman's enjoyment of One Night in Paris.

Readers are invited to speculate just who the second fortunate fella to spend some time in Paris might be, with models Jason Shaw, James Neate and Alex Vaggo, Greek shipping heirs Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos and Brit crooner James Blunt among the possible candidates.

The sceptical among you who suspect that Paris has enjoyed considerably more than two pork swords and is now telling pork pies might like to consider that she was, like, really busy last year swanning about nightclub events in return for not inconsiderable fees.

When pressed as to how much she'd trousered, Hilton admitted: "Actually, it was more than $8m. I get half a million just to show up at parties."

She perfectly reasonably concluded: "My life is, like, really, really fun." ®

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