China - "We promise to bend over and spread our ass cheeks."

Rest of World - "We will ignore your stupid and irrelevant requests."

And this is the company who's motto is "Do no Evil"

Yeah, Right.

It's just a shame that the Chinese government is so rife with corruption - prostitution is considered par for the course for local government officials. Posting this comment might not help with you being cleared through the great firewall but it has to be said!

Paris because her marketing strategy has now failed in China.

... that many of the world's sex toys are marked "Made in China"!!

Bet they made a fcukton of money off those searches too.