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Comments on: Virgin Galactic leases itself a spaceport

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.... 

Posted Friday 2nd January 2009 23:59 GMT

Alien

.....oh, and Branson too.

$200k 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 02:16 GMT

Save yourself $195k and take up Skydiving, (lot more fun too).

image reference 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 04:58 GMT

Joke

I was shocked. I guess it proves there are Reg hacks that CAN read (and not just those inedible books about balls and dogs named spot either!)

Perhaps not all hope it dead for the Reg, it just has to stop printing adverts as news, and explain to orlowski what 'fact-checking' means (or force him to allow comments, we'll soon get him up to speed on facts)

I think I'll wait until.... 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 05:16 GMT

Alien

....Tescos start putting discount offers on the back of supermarket dockets.

SAVE NOW

FLY LATER!

5p off any suborbital flight!

Offer does not extend to inflight entertainment

Amazing. Slightly Stupid, but Still Amazing. 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 06:59 GMT

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Even though it is just a more-or-less useless novelty for the rich right now, it is still hard to believe that a venture in commercial spaceflight has come this far, period.

I can't say with confidence that if I could tell someone about this, on this day back in 2k, I wouldn't be laughed at.

And, quite frankly, I hope this doesn't fade away like the supersonic jetliner. It would be a great loss if further developments in spaceflight were delayed because the initial venture sank.

@ Pete "oranges" B 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 09:57 GMT

Not sure that telling someone about this right now wouldn't get you laughed at either.

Mind you, it sounds more like a giant Vomit Comet terminal thatn a serious spaceport.

Size matters 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 11:29 GMT

Alert

Why do they need such an enormous "spaceport" to launch half a dozen people every few days? Wouldn't a Portakabin (TM) be just as good?

Mojave? 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 12:01 GMT

Coat

"The agreement coincides with the beginning of test flights for Virgin Galactic's WhiteKnight Two carrier craft in MOJAVE, California."

Are we sure it's really their aircraft?

Maybe it's an old one of Nasa's, they've written "Virgin" on the side of, in an effort to make people think it's safer, and they'll get ordinary people/actors (with no knowledge of spaceflight) to sit in it for 5minutes and see if they think it'll work like it should. They could use it in the commercials...and call it.. "The Mojave Experiment"

Mine's the one with 'The Rough Guide to California' in the pocket

Obvious Cargo Cult is obvious. 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 17:04 GMT

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And congrats to the Regmeister who transformed a quotation from Enders Game into an image caption.

To be honest 

Posted Saturday 3rd January 2009 18:00 GMT

If I had the money, I would!

They can:

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2008/10/billionaires08_The-Worlds-Billionaires_Rank.html

Who the hell is Figrin D'an ? 

Posted Sunday 4th January 2009 00:55 GMT

Joke

Ok, did a search and it seems he is Steely's h'alf brother.

(no, I didnt really know who he/it was until the Almighty Wiki came to my aid)

Built by the lowest bidder 

Posted Sunday 4th January 2009 01:54 GMT

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This is from Rock hound in the movie Armageddon

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? "

The Virgin project is built with high bidders and the newest equipment not twenty five years old technology.

It is about time we as a people start going in to space with out the government. This is just another science fiction book coming true.

We need a smart idea icon.

@Sidney Cook 

Posted Sunday 4th January 2009 14:49 GMT

Alien

You may be onto something...

How long till we have Virgin Galactic space shuttles (leased to NASA due to NASA's inability to build them themselves) and a new wing added to the International Space Hotel, er I mean Station...

Just need someone to find a giant black vending machine buried on the moon and most of 2001 a Space Odyssey will have come true :)

Oh God the hype 

Posted Sunday 4th January 2009 19:54 GMT

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Yawn, it's the same old suborbital rollercoaster which is a far cry from true spaceflight, i.e. to low earth orbit. Unfortunately, the prospects of a commercial craft putting people in orbit is about as remote as Virgin running their poxy trains on time.

@Pete B - amazing 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 08:33 GMT

I'm right there with you - A-MAZE-ING (in the words of Craig Revel Horwood). Within the last two weeks we've also seen NASA sign commercial cargo-lift contracts with two companies. As I posted in that thread, it really feels like finally the *twentieth* century is getting off the ground :-)

I don't care if I never go, but I want to live to see what James Blish describes at the beginning of "Cities in Flight" - commercial passenger and cargo launches to space being as routine and normal as jumbo jet takeoffs are at Heathrow today.

The Millenium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 10:33 GMT

Alert

>> The Virgin project is built with high bidders

Think about the economics, man. At that rate, the train will never leave the station.

>> It is about time we as a people start going in to space with out the government.

It's suborbital, so it ain't going nowhere fast. In order for private industry to do anything useful in space, serious lifting capabilities will have to be developed and a reason to go there (other than entertaining tourists) will have to be found. Ain't going to happen on our watch I reckon. And if, I'm sure there will be gov' subsidies to kickstart this.

>> This is just another science fiction book coming true.

I hope you forgot the sarcasm tags.

Two-faced? 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 11:12 GMT

Flame

One one hand we have Branson carping on about bio-fuels for airlines that will miraculously save the planet if we all fly everywhere.

On t'other hand we have the huge environmental costs of building a new place, installing transportation links and then chucking huge amounts of energy so a few people can (briefly) look down on the rest of us.

Sod the grinning little elf and his fuedal system.

@ Sidney Cook 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 11:19 GMT

Paris Hilton

Presumably the line from the film you used was nicked from the original quote by Mercury astronaut Alan Shepard:

"It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract."

Paris - because the highest bidder rides her, and not the other way around.

Must have.... 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 11:53 GMT

I'm up for it so long as they still serve chilled Chrunchie Bars like they did on the Gatwick-Antigua flights.

This would be newsworthy... 

Posted Monday 5th January 2009 15:31 GMT

...if it actually involved true spaceflight. The best definition of "space" would start at the lowest orbital altitude.

What's an orbit? Powered flights can go round the earth.... 

Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 19:22 GMT

If you can't just float around it, then the space station doesn't count, since we have to boost it. If you're pushing through it, then regular planes can orbit. Or you can go by the karman line. Mandatory truthiness link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suborbital_flight

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