Those of you up there in the Scottish Highlands who are bracing for the expected -130°C big chill predicted yesterday [1] by the Daily Star would do well to add Bedouin protective headgear to your inclement weather clothing checklist, if the BBC's five-day forecast [2] for Aviemore is correct:

We have no doubt this is all down to global warming, the effects of which have previously been felt in Belfast [3], Leeds [4] and London [5]. Watch this space for updates on our beloved planet's decline into meteorological anarchy [6]. ®

Links

1. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/29/nippy_weather_ahead/
2. http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=3077
3. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/19/belfast_storm_warning/
4. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/21/leeds_heatwave/
5. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/16/london_high/
6. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/04/snow_in_brum/

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