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Comments on: Orwellian Apple ad celebrates 25th birthday
Ah memories #
By Iam Me Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 01:11 GMT
crap #
By theotherone Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 02:54 GMT
The more things change, the more they stay the same #
By Herby Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 04:21 GMT
Jubberiffic! #
By dave Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 05:47 GMT
Yeah, I remember. #
By jake Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 06:41 GMT
Apple, and Apple fans are complete wankers... #
By Stike Vomit Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 07:04 GMT
It happened anyway! #
By The Fuzzy Wotnot Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 07:32 GMT
Brave New World #
By snafu Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 08:20 GMT
Heh #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 09:11 GMT
@fuzzy wotnot #
By K Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 09:23 GMT
Pity #
By ShaggyDoggy Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 09:26 GMT
Am I the only one who noticed #
By Graham Jordan Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 09:37 GMT
Really Orwell's 1984 #
By Mage Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 10:13 GMT
And now... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 12:20 GMT
RE: Am I the only one who noticed #
By Sordid Details Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 12:29 GMT
@Heh #
By Thomas Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 12:51 GMT
Oh yes #
By weirdcult Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 13:09 GMT
Proud to part of race we call human #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 14:07 GMT
Zealots == Bigots #
By Gareth Gouldstone Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 14:26 GMT
Nice tits... #
By N Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 15:08 GMT
Re: Zealots == Bigots #
By Sarah Bee Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 15:14 GMT
Best ad ever? #
By Chris Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 15:40 GMT
@Fuzzy Wotnot #
By Lozzyho Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 16:04 GMT
Never cared for the "updated" version #
By Steven Hunter Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 16:13 GMT
I'm no fanboi but... #
By Tim Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 18:03 GMT
Two things. #
By Thomas Baker Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 18:06 GMT
math hysteria #
By Chief sub Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 20:05 GMT
@Sarah #
By jake Posted Tuesday 16th December 2008 20:40 GMT
After the screen smashes: #
By Richard Posted Wednesday 17th December 2008 12:05 GMT
Re: Math vs Maths #
By Dave Morris Posted Thursday 18th December 2008 23:44 GMT
Re: Math vs Maths #
By Chris Posted Wednesday 24th December 2008 19:09 GMT
Re: Math vs Maths #
By moonoi Posted Monday 29th December 2008 07:25 GMT