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Comments on: Orchestral Star Wars spectacle to debut in London

This is well harsh 

Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:19 GMT

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When I saw the headline on the BBC earlier I thought they were doing Star Wars: The Musical. Now that would rock. But instead it's just ... bollocks.

only Jar-Jar? 

Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:09 GMT

Alien

Hopefully, *most* of Episodes I-III will be left on the cutting room floor. Take the whole flipping "saga" and condense it to 2 hours - about right for the amount of actual plot...

AWFUL IDEA - CANCEL THIS PLEASE 

Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:20 GMT

Boffin

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi - you're my only hope...

[blue face, as I'd like to freeze the person who's idea this was in Carbonite]

OMD 

Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:44 GMT

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WTF, commentards? 

Posted Saturday 13th December 2008 18:29 GMT

Stop

How can you say that hearing Williams' score *played with a live orchestra* wouldn't be fucking fantastic?

Freaks.

Two hours? 

Posted Monday 15th December 2008 03:28 GMT

Paris Hilton

That should be enough to cover the plot of the entire series and still leave 1 hour and 58 minutes to do something interesting.

Paris, because she could do something interesting in two hours.

86-piece Orchestra? 

Posted Monday 15th December 2008 10:57 GMT

Coat

Wouldn't it have been easier to just get one whole one?

Don't push, I haven't got my coat ye.......<SLAM>!

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