Microsoft phone coming Zune?
Rumors finally have a freshness date
Second only to Barack Obama's lack of US citizenship, the Rumor That Refuses to Die award rightfully belongs to the Microsoft Zune Phone - and today a date was finally ascribed to that elusive hardware's release.
According to Trip Chowdhry of Global Equities Research, as quoted by Barron's, the release of the iPhone competitor is imminent. Eric Savitz of Barron's - echoed by the Silcon Valley Insider - suggests that the Zune Phone (the Zone?) will be announced by Steve Ballmer in his CES keynote on January 7th.
Ballmer can only wish...
Frankly, we at The Reg are more than a bit jaded by the seemingly endless stream of Zone rumors. For example, nine months before the iPhone appeared Ars Technica asked "Will Microsoft beat Apple to the punch with the all-in-one, digital-music-playing phone?" and answered its own question with "It sure seems like Microsoft is scrambling to do so." Rather slow scrambling so far, don't you think?
In February of 2007, Crunch Gear announced that it had "received a sound tip that Microsoft is working on its very own phone to be branded under the Zune moniker." Gizmodo concurred with that prediction, claiming that their "own tipster" convinced them that it was "almost 100% confirmed that the Zune phone is coming." To quote Bill Clinton, the accuracy of these two Zone predictions hang on what the defintion of "is" is.
In December 2007, ZDNet predicted that "Windows Mobile phones [would] get Zuned" in 2008. Twenty-three days remain until we can check that rumor off our list.
Then amid unauthorized Zone concept illos and YouTube mockeries came a flurry of rumors this July from CNET News and again from Gizmodo. This November saw another flock from a variety of sources, including CNBC, Technologizer, and others - including The Inquirer's out-on-a-limb assertion that their "well-placed sources" had reported that the Zone would be powered by "the long-promised Nvidia Tegra chip." (cf. "We'll see," above)
That said, the most recent speculation that January 7 might see the Zone's coming out party is more believable than most past rumors. One reason is that it'll be nearly a year since Microsoft acquired Danger, makers of the well-received T-Mobile Sidekick - those smart fellas and gals should have had enough time to phonify the Zune by now.
But the main reason that the Zone may finally be unveiled may be more psychological than technological: Steve Ballmer will be presenting his CES keynote in Vegas one day after Steve Jobs's Macworld keynote in San Francisco. You can be sure that Ballmer wants something to take the spotlight off that other Steve and shine it brightly upon himself. ®
If this turns out to be vapourware...
..can we call it the Phantom Zone? :-)
7 Generations of Consolar Fun?
Going by the Wiki entry it classes Pong as first generation, along with the Magnavox Odyssey, but that's a long, long time ago!
1 - Magnavox, Atari Pong
2 - Fairchild VES, Atari 2600
3 - NES
4 - Sega Mega Drive, SNES
5 - Jaguar, PS, N64
6 - PS2, XBox
7 - PS3, XBox360, Wii
7th gen consoles, Zunephone?
In fact, there are no real in-between consoles in those. They're called 7th gen because consoles have been there way before the PS1/N64 gens, like the SNES, the original NES, those Sega consoles, Colecovision and Atari (remember those?). However, I still can't get myself to count to 7 generations (I began with the Atari era). Funnily, The Wii returned the crown to Nintendo for this generation, which was lost to the PS1 a long time ago. Then again, there is the not-so-small matter that it actually is cheaper to buy a Wii than a RRoD'ing XBox360.
A Zune phone, by the way, still seems like a joke. Microsoft doesn't need one, they already have a decent market share with their Windows Mobile licensed devices (HTC, Palm, Motorola). If anything, MS seems to be going down the same path it did with PC's: supply software, let someone else deal with the hardware.