fails dismally to restrain self from commenting on whether it should really be called a tip-off...

Not to be used as a flotation device!

...is satisfying a fetish right now. Scrooge McDuck-like, substitute gold with chesticles. My mind is generating pictures I'd rather not see. Hammer time...

The sea around Oz shouldn't be nippy this time of year.

The loss of these will leave Ralph feeling very deflated.

Thanks for the mammaries, or not in this case

abreast of any developments here, whilst I nip out for a moment.

...that the bloke responsible for this "feels a bit of a tit right now".

Mine's the one with the... meh, I don't have anything in my pockets.

After all, just saying you sent them out is a great way of getting paid without doing any work, and it makes your figures look good.

If the Chinese can put melamine into babies milk I doubt there would be any scruples to stop them from lying about sending stuff off.

PH cos her chesticles look good (enough) anyway.

I've had a melt down with all the available punning and mirth that can be derived from this story, so therefore i can't do the subject matter any justice in this medium. I'm sorry, there will be no word play issued from the buero today.

.... abreast of the situation.

mines the one with the nipple clamps.

.. be the peak (or twin peaks) of human endeavour?

If there's anything needed to convince dolphins that they are actually the most advanced species on the planet this is it.....

Who can/should complain?

Ought to be sure to tell them apart from Portugese Men'o'war and other lethal jellyfish species. Perhaps a few tips from Lewis are in order?

Can really get on your tits.

is no good without (satellite) pictures.

titsup but titsoverboard

(Title says it all...)

...stop using the word 'chesticles'. It makes you look like frat boys. And what ever happened to Bulgarian Airbags, anyway?

ye not!

Jubbies are the dinples in the legs now renamed cellulete.

Paris has the latter, newly installed, perhaps, but not the former as far as i can see.

Isn't there a floating-point error there, say 3 places?

Some have turned up in the UK following a short stint in the outback,

oh sorry appears that these plastic ones were actually attached to Nicola Mclean.

“"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them”

Ok the ship left China and was heading to Sydney – if there is even a remotest possibility of Somali pirates have stolen them the ship would have been going completely the wrong way

Like the Tit anic.

This should help with the repopulation of Blue-Footed Boobies...

Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub.....

"a disaster of tit-anic proportions?"

no comment just an idea for a by-line...