Honeywell's Kitchen Computer remembered
The $62,550 machine no one bought
This Old Box, Holiday Edition The holiday season has returned to Silicon Valley!
Bright and golden California summers have given way to a vivid fall landscape also bright and golden - but with a chance of rain. It's Thanksgiving in the state, and tots are already awaiting the arrival of Saint Nick, who's annual roll-out could mean a shiny iPhone if they've been good, or maybe a Zune duct-taped to a RAZR phone if they've been extremely naughty.
With the holiday spirit in mind, we return to the Computer History Museum in
Googleton Mountain View for a very special edition of This Old Box.
Let us first ponder: We've discussed several important computers in this erratically-released column. Many of these units, along their notable triumphs, come with a fair share of faults – be it a 23-pound frame on a supposedly portable PC, or the occasional electromagnetic pulse on start-up that destroys all storage tapes in the area. You can't make lemonade without some lemons.
But none, to this reporter's knowledge, sold a total of zero units. That's because hitting the big goose egg so squarely is actually rather difficult. Everyone has a mother, after all. A computer that no fool on Earth would purchase requires machinery so decadent and impractical, so awash up in the dream that super-science will simplify our lives, that it could only arrive in a Neiman-Marcus holiday catalog.
And so we explore the Honeywell Kitchen Computer. Made exclusively for the housewife that has everything but tangible proof her husband is a clueless jackass.
Honeywell H316 Pedestal AKA "Kitchen Computer"
Memory: 4KB, expandable to 16K
Display: Binary lights
Special Features: Built-in cutting board
The Kitchen Computer was featured in the 1969 Neiman-Marcus holiday catalog as a cutting-edge PC made for suburban housewives to store their recipes. Not that the system performed its singular task well.
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Cutting Edge Technology
It's the designer's integration of features useful in a kitchen that really impressed me. I'm talking about the built-in cutting board... though I'm not sure what happened if you washed it...
But who on Earth... would ?..
"1969. Aliens are already here, but humanity isn't subjugated yet."
re oric 1.
yes and the display didnt really work well in PAL land, circles would come out as ellipses etc///
Title needed why?
"Special Features: Built-in cutting board"
So what happens when the cutting board BSODs?
Laugh all you want
I'm quite sure the Kitchen Computer met its sales target and provided useful PR.