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Comments on: ASA slaps beer-punting ladyboy
Best exports #
By Michelle Knight Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:06 GMT
Presumptuous #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:09 GMT
Could Have Been Worse #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:13 GMT
ASA likes humbug more than Asian mouthwash #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:20 GMT
Seriously? #
By Bill Gould Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:30 GMT
Bombes Away on the WAI .... and/or NEUKlearer Underground BetaTesting AI Turing Systems #
By amanfromMars Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:41 GMT
@presumptuous #
By Jay Cooper Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:43 GMT
All publicity... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:46 GMT
Morons #
By Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:47 GMT
Phwoar eh? #
By M Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 16:51 GMT
@Presumptuous AC #
By Adam Foxton Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 17:04 GMT
But the fact remains.... #
By Martin Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 17:15 GMT
Mine's #
By Fluffykins Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 17:49 GMT
@ Presumptuous #
By Neil Greatorex Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 17:55 GMT
Wow #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 18:26 GMT
LadyBoi's #
By fred slack Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 18:53 GMT
Waste Of Time #
By Captain Jamie Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 18:58 GMT
Another reason this country is a sh*thole #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 18:59 GMT
WTF? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 19:28 GMT
Meh #
By The Other Steve Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 19:37 GMT
question #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 20:55 GMT
It's vaguely reminiscent of sex #
By Pierre Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 21:01 GMT
Bit odd, but ASA has an essential role #
By John Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 22:41 GMT
@ Martin #
By Pierre Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 00:08 GMT
Burn all adds... #
By kindaian Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 02:31 GMT
Re. question #
By moonoi Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 03:31 GMT
@Question #
By Stephen Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 06:03 GMT
@Michelle Knight re.Best Exports #
By Frank Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 07:12 GMT
@Pierre #
By Andy Worth Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 08:15 GMT
Re: But the fact remains.... #
By Chris W Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 08:20 GMT
A load of balls #
By Pete James Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 08:48 GMT
A little worrying... #
By Paul Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 09:29 GMT
For the love of god... #
By Paul Stephenson Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 10:09 GMT
It is an alcohol advert #
By Dave Bell Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 10:39 GMT
It's not about the bathwater #
By John Band Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 10:46 GMT
Damn.. #
By oxo Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 12:14 GMT
... as Trevor Beattie so plangently said, #
By Jon Kale Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 16:31 GMT
Well done ASA #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 28th November 2008 00:27 GMT