one hell of a chinese takeaway.

... then I bet he's living in interesting times (and regretting it).

Why would somebody worth that much money want/need to fiddle the system?

Paris, 'cos she can fiddle my expenses any time...

He was just caught listening to Guns 'n' Roses.

I presume that's pronounced like "Ka-ching" !?

With all the news of piracy lately the Chinese authorities simply decided to crack down on copyright theft and illegal CDs when Huang was caught making copies of Guns N' Roses' latest album.

"Why would somebody worth that much money want/need to fiddle the system?"

How do you think most rich people get rich in the first instance?

...that he bought an invisible man serum or a time machine or went to the Maldives with a floosey and didn't tell anyone. Abducted by aliens mebbe? I think Al Qaeda did it. They're usually to blame. Invade another unrelated country just in case! They moved my car-keys the other day to another desk in the house. Those dang Al Qaedans.

Maybe he just got his coat?

They found melamine in his kitchen....the worktops.

"If you sign this standard confession form, you will be executed immediately instead of tortured and then forced to watch the systematic elimination of your entire family. Thank you for your co-operation. Mao is good."

Paris, 'cause she is the only good looking icon there is.

title says it all