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No big loss, then... 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 00:55 GMT

Paris Hilton

Err...why would anyone want to watch American Gladiators? Let alone the commercial breaks?!

Come to that, why would anyone want to watch (UK) Gladiators?

Paris, because she might possibly make the show a bit more interesting...although she'd probably be cannon fodder...

Shirley Shome Mishtake? 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 07:35 GMT

Joke

Was the name "Malibu" chosen because "Geldof" really didn't work?

Doubtful..... 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 08:04 GMT

"Savor it like Malibu savors shooting tennis balls at people for a living"

From the look of him I'd say it's more like "Malibu savours playing with somebody elses balls".

Or is that Malibu Barbie on anabolic steroids? I heard that it has strange effects on women too...

I am surprised to find 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 08:29 GMT

that American Gladiators is apparently even camper than the UK version. A stunning achievement, although sadly one we Brits will not be able to explore in its entirety. Damn that Yankee protectionism!

How soon we forget 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 09:01 GMT

Linux

There was a show on British TV called "Gladiators".

Same format. Different muscles. There's nothing wrong with muscular young women in tight clothes.

No idea which came first: no doubt there are web pages.

Grammar nazi! 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 09:31 GMT

Happy

"viewers consumer their entertainment" Uh, was that a typo or did he actually say that? And if he did, was he related to G Dubya Bush?

American Gladiators! 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 11:16 GMT

Coat

Sign me up, I'l move to the US just for that..what quality broadcasting! Now what did Bill Hicks say about American Gladiators?

“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

Don' t think he was a fan...

woooo bulletproof monk 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 13:16 GMT

Unhappy

shame we get no loving from youtube and cant watch

@Simon Dummett 

Posted Tuesday 11th November 2008 13:59 GMT

Joke

I was wondering what he did in all his spare time between the LiveAid and Live8 gigs!

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