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Copper propositioned woman while 'on the job'

Pints all round for the Sky News cheap gag department

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It's pints all round this afternoon for Sky News for its report into the case of the Hampshire copper jailed for having sex with two women while on duty.

The piece begins: "An officer who admitted having sex while on duty has been jailed for four months."

It continues: "Gary Bayldon, 48, also confessed to propositioning another woman while on the job for Hampshire Constabulary."

Top work. We see we have some serious competition here, so it's off to the pub to hone our "beat the sub-editor" cheap gag skills. Cheers. ®

On no you don't...

Just in case, here's a screen grab which may be presented in evidence, etc, etc...

Sky News piece regarding on the job copper

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