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FoTW It appears that database guru and serial commentard Aaron Kempf is off his medication again, following a brief lull in which he apparently managed not to insult anyone over the interwebs and end up in court for his trouble.

For those of you hitherto blissfully unaware of the existence of Mr Kempf, he's got a bit of previous for gobbing off online, including his crazed assault on Reg hack Chris Williams.

Kempf has in the past been hauled before the beak for cyberstalking*, but that hasn't in the slightest discouraged him from venting his spleen. Earlier this week, he took exception to this piece concerning Alaskan belipsticked pitbull MILF Sarah Palin:

screw you for using your media to talk shit about palin, I would rather have a woman than a muslim-- any day of the week. Why don't your stick your attitude problem back in a time machine and go back to the revolutionary war and fuck yourself again.

Splendid. Of course, if we did indeed have the means to stick our attitude problem in a time machine we'd certainly travel back to the revolutionary war, go to the nearest phone box, find the addresses of Kempf's ancestors and, well, you know the rest... ®

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*Some light Googling will reveal the details of this sorry affair.

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@ac, 08:51

Fascinating is right!

Holy crap, what's the deal with this nutter? The more of that stuff I read the more I kept getting the feeling that in the not to distant future I'll be reading about a certain A. Kempf being involved in some sort of shooting spree or something on those lines.

Where's the "watch this space, potential killing spree" icon?

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Muslin-bashing

I wholeheartedly condemn muslins. I much prefer a good linen.

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@ Funneh AC

Oh, God, no! Spare us! And spare your humble servant, El Reg, from lolcatization.

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Those allergic to extremely silly humor are warned off.

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